The force is very strong now

But i’ll let u know if i change my mind…..as for now

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha……….seee ya (6)

 Who do you think is the best Super hero?

a- Flash

b- Superman!!!!

c- Bat Man ????

-li’ll abt the above mentioned Super heroes

Flash – the fastest man live, can run over water & has a gud sense of humor

Superman – wears his underwear above his tights, can be killed or weakened by kryptonite…and is an ‘ALIEN’

Bat Man – Has no super powers at all (donnow why hes called a super hero)…relies mostly on his ‘utility’ belt, cannot fly….has no sense of humor.

Now im not picking a favourite …… I’m leaving it up to u to decide who is the best khe khe khe.

Grey!!! Kurafi!!! Aharen!!! jimbo!!! fodi iburey!!!….well even ‘Kuda gola’

we used to have fun!!!!!!….till they introduced multiparty system….now everyone has got an agenda of his own.

I mean, u guys even went after the same girl at one point…khe khe khe!!!!

8x designs….who came up with the stupid name huh… keh keh

The former head of Finance of a big time company was handing over his duties to his predecessor….and before he left he said to the guy

“there’s one thing that kept me in goo terms with the boss…when ever he asks my opinion i say. ‘as you wish sir’. U should try it”

The new head of Finance was more than ready for the ass-kissing….well to tell u the truth he took it to a whole new level…khe khe…..here’s what happened on the first day of work.

Boss: “so how do u like working here”

New guy: “It’s great”

Boss: ” do u think we can recover the financial loss we face now?”

New guy: “as you wish sir”

The boss was a bit surprised by his answer…but he thought it was ‘the first day pressure’.

Boss:”do you think deducting bonus form staff salary will help?’

New guy: “as u wish sir”

couple of more questions like that, and the boss was loosing his patience. finally the boss gave up. Giving a dismayed look at the new guy he said.

“so i see that Frank has done a good job of handing over the job…..why do you thing that got him fired?????….coz i was fed up of making decisions for him…and boy have i had enough of his ‘as you wish sir….you are fired!!!!!!”

I read the post on Suja’s blog…..and hehehehe…..i wondered if he was giving u guy’s the correct advice. Maybe his methods are good,,,,but believe me ‘for a guy’ my advice is the best there is

PS: Honey!! you know i wudnt try these ‘things’ on you..i love u. this is for my friends….mwah 

What Every Guy Should Ask Himself Before Breaking up With Current Girlfriend (W.E.G.S.A.H.B.B.WC.G)

1. Don’t continue getting physical!!!????? NOP NOP NOP!!!!…..get some as long as it comes your way. Tell her it’s for all the lonely days u’ll be facing when you two break up. Or say that it’s the last time….or for old times sake…well u know…come up with something.
2. Be Direct??? it’s up to you…if you want a quick break…yeah!!! sure!! be direct….but it’s always healthy to put in some lies .
3. Face to face??? nop!! NEVER break-up face to face….girls cant hit too!!! and their primary target will be your face…so its not wise to break up face to face….well unless you think u need some colour on your cheeks :-s
4. No blames??? Nop!!! blame every thing on the girl!!!! u don’t want a reputation in bad relationships….so better blame the girl, at least that would help you when ur starting the next relationship….you all know how fast news travell’s within girls.
5. Be Clear??? never be clear…mumble, stutter, burp, fart, make twists  in ur story, yawn, snore….do what ever it takes to leave the girl confused….coz if ur not, there’s a chance that the girl would come up with a solution to the problem(which you have ‘made-up’).
6. Answer??? never answer ur partners questions….counter with a question of your own!!!…ignore….do what ever u wish…but never give an answer. Coz if u do she’ll find a way to rescue the relationship….or what ever ur trying to pull off.
7. Encourage??? there are two ways to this question…yeah it always wise to encourage ur partner not to get involved with another guy….so u’ll still have her when u mess u with the next girl…but never encourage her by saying stupid stuff..like ‘u deserve more than me’, ‘there’s a better guy out there waiting for u’, ‘im not that good a b.f’, ‘i’ll still care about you’…etc.

All in short…..nevery be honest when your braking up with someone.

We all know that action movie producers use state of the art technology to make their movies look realistic and exciting…..but one producer has gone to the extream!!!!!!!!!!!

Producers of Mission: Impossible-2 used a lab rat to create a scene from before they shot the scene with Tom Cruise.

Hmmmmmmm….when u think of it; both the lab rat and Tom Cruise are of the same size. hehehehe

This is a rare picture from Bruce Lee’s first movie(which was never released in U.S due to child labour issues).

I was the president of maldives, and i had all my cabinet ministers attend meetings in diapers (only)….now imagine that all the cabinet misinsters sitting there in diapers. Well it’d save the time they waste in toilette….hehehe

Also they got flagged roller skates instead of cars. It wud save the money wasted on expensive cars the present cabinet ministers use….

Hmmmmmm….I tink i shud run for president next time.  Gud thing that Martin Luther King didnt dream like me….hahaha